Good For a Laugh

People say "Your life will change so much with kids." Well, all those people are correct and some of the way it has changed crack me up. That said, I am hoping to not change myself ALL together. I already am looking forward to feeling fit, enjoying a glass of wine, spiking volleyballs, being spontaneous, etc - but I know those things will come.

In any event, here are some recent changes/observations....

1. I have had the same tank of gas for the entire month of May
2. Most of the time I have no clue what day of the week it is, but can tell you exactly when Shelby last pooped.
3. The term blowout used to mean a nice day at the salon, but not anymore.... (thank sDiana :) )
4. Before 8am this morning I had (while baby was sleeping):
• Unloaded the dishwasher
• Loaded the dishwasher
• Emailed my mom
• Emailed my mother in law
• Did some online banking
• Emailed the HR department at SKG
• Drank my coffee
• Made & ate my oatmeal
• Started a load of laundry
• Fed the fish
• Showered
5. I attempted to get over-the-counter meds from Walgreens via the drive through. Fail.
6. I had my optometrist bring my new contacts out to my car and I handed them a check, so I could avoid getting my peanut in/out of the car.
7.  I never fully watch any program on TV and half the time have it muted like my Grandpa used to
8. I wash my hand so much they are literally cracking
9. I get anxiety if we have less than about a 100 diapers and 100 wipes on hand at any time

I am sure this list will evolve, just as my previous "must have" list, but I do get a chuckle out of the above. I mean, I have always been a morning person and all, but it's not like I am running out the door to get to work.